Pensionary cruise.

The many gendered passengers
Ensured the manifest’s amendment,
Before embarking on their voyage
Of debauchery, so instead of showing
Deviants of every known profession
It declared a collection of defiant
Over eighties on vacation.
Afloat the vessel moved from bow
To stern with an alarming and
Concussive alacrity, feigning any
Obvious attempts by all involved to
Act octogenarian at all, and fore
Warning the first mate, who, upon
Searching, found the Master bollocks
Deep inside a tall hermaphrodite.
The ship was set adrift by all the crew,
Who threw their lot in with the mate,
And left to float along the current
Trend of its commuters urges,
Who were oblivious to anything that
Wasn’t contributing to their ends.
Suffice to say the vessel ran aground
Amongst the rocks beside the bay,
And when no account of anyone on board
Was forthcoming the boarding records had
To be used to identify the passengers, and
Eventually the bureau arrested every
Pensioner in the area on charges of grand
Parent larceny and worse than gross indecency.